“My boomerang won’t come back” is a famous song by Charlie Drake, from the 1960s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prtbj4MtDU

We do ask players to try to assist the Directing staff by that ensuring boards are left at the table (at the end of a session) rather than putting them in handbags for later use.

In addition, should your Bridgemate not be “working”, i.e. not scoring your session for the best result, could you please call one of the Directors for help?  Please do not discard it in the rubbish bin.

Boards & Bridgemates are our BOOMERANGS and we want them back, please!!!!